This is a story...of more than a hundred years!
There was once a great big country called Acirema. Over the
years it had grown to a large state through enterprise, innovation and hard
work. With the bureaucratic mindset in
place and giddy with success the time had come for the country to take even bolder
steps to advance the culture and society. The head of state decided that
everyone should walk backwards so that people would slow down their rampant
desire to overwork and over-consume. And by doing so, they would reap the
benefits of their minds better. The prospect was difficult at first, so the
state gave bonuses to those who could accomplish the feat first for an hour and
the bonuses got higher and higher as one was able to continue on for a day and
then days and then months, until it became commonplace. The logic was carefully
controlled by a mechanism of news cycles that determined the value of “Walking
backwards.” The articles in the magazines were replete with health benefits,
longer survival, better communication and more time for meditation. These
articles were the fodder for the enabled television and the holographic media.
There was a certain intransigence to logic as the megaphones of propriety
sounded off in the distance and complete degeneracy of reason took hold.
Pretty soon everyone was undertaking the journey to gain the
financial windfall from the head of state and his Ministry of Well-being and Reform. The herd
mentality blossomed and just like the Colors of Benneton were everywhere for
the moment, the limpid pastels of shallow thought showered irrational
exuberance into the flag-waving mushed-out minds. The tragedies and accidents from
such a mandate on ambulation were conveniently buried deep in the stacks, never
to crest in the news. The accidents and loss of life from misadventures by some
by falling in gravel pits, open manholes, walking into a street lamp or into
oncoming traffic being driven backwards, caused the Steering Committee to
mandate that everyone buy a set of “electronic eyes” for the back of their
heads. That was their intelligent solution! The contract for the “electronic
eyes” was given to the man who had proposed the initial concept of “Walking
Backwards” to the head of state. A large order was outsourced to the cheap tech
company in Anihc. The orders were delivered soon thereafter and the Steering Committee
of the House Body declared it a monumental success. The accident rate decreased
minimally and the media rejoiced. The news banners from all services used buzz
words like “gravitas,” “meteoric,” “exuberance,” simultaneously,
to show their extreme intellect and know how. Soon the thrilled adoring population was
holding rallies in town squares. Life was a daily affair of worship of words
and unquestioned obedience.
Corporations held meetings in large rooms where everyone was
facing outward towards the walls with their electronic eyes directed at their
CEO, who dutifully looked at the painting of the founder on the wall. All
paintings of former CEOs and founders were changed and a set of electronic eyes
were painted to conform to the zeitgeist. Photos from these meetings were
place- held on front pages of the holographic news sections, on the digital
universe and some old-fashion disappearing and appearing prints seen only in
the town of Hogsmeade, but in color.
One day the newest member of the Steering Committee was walking
backwards in the park carrying his 3 year old child. The child did not have the
“electronic eyes” on, since the mandate began after the age of four per state
decree. The child asked why daddy was walking “that way?”
“Well…” the father began and then stopped.
“Yes, why am I or are we walking backwards?” And without
hesitation the answer erupted in his brain, because that is the law of the
land! Indeed, we are followers of the Law! His logical mind followed through.
The questioned remained and continue to prick his conscience. By then the human
anatomy had morphed and the calf muscles had become fully developed, the
buttocks had shriveled and the thigh muscles were grotesquely hypertrophied.
The human bodies in Acirema could easily be differentiated from those in the
Eporue Empire to the east across the “pond.”
“Daddy,” cried the toddler in his arms, “if we walked where
our eyes are, it would be so much easier!”
The Steering Committee member thought about that all night,
lying awake in his bed, tossing and turning. What to do? Maybe he would propose
a change, but he was afraid for losing his important job. If you did not follow
the commandments of the head of state then you were considered dispensable.
At the annual Steering Committee meeting held in the large
caverns of the public building that spread over ten blocks, the 10 members
started to get seated and the squeals of the chairs being pushed around over
shiny marbled floor reflecting the enormous crystal chandeliers overhead, echoed
across the hallways in all direction magnified by the volume of unused space.
Soon the waiters brought the food and with especial dexterity they would pour
the wine and serve the food. Being a waiter required special skills, balancing
food and wine without “electronic eyes” and walking backwards was a feat in
itself and thus the pay was very good. When everyone had been fed and the clink
of glass and silverware had ceded to the hum of quiet, the head of state got
up. He was a portly man with a bushy waxed mustache that tapered symmetrically at both ends,
like the one on Terry Thomas, an English actor in the movie "Tom Thumb." He puffed
through his thin lips that underlined the graying hair of his mustache on
delicate “S” shaped pipe periodically exhaling billows of smoke curdling the
aseptic air of the room from a small O shaped stab-of-a-mouth. After a
preliminary yet effusive speech on the state of the state that was holographically-projected
in front of him that only he could see with special codes n all, and that would later be edited for
public consumption, he ended with his usual flair to the thunderous applause that 9 Committee members could muster with reddening palms and the echo chamber effect of the surroundings. As the applause muted to his choreographed palms-down gesture, he asked about the revenue stream for the past
year. The Chancellor of Budgetary Advice got up slowly and with his back to the
back of the head of state mumbled to no one in particular except the enormous
columns around the seated guests and the large inanimate paintings on the walls
that the revenue had shrunk by another 20%. “Sir,” he began, “the world seems
to be reluctant to take the lead from us at the present, but we are constantly
making headway slowly with the hierarchy of the rest of the world body and it appears
we might have found a road in.”
“Very well, Mr. Chancellor, I expect the “Blue Economy” that
I outlined at the Union of Empires meeting early in spring will excite the outlanders who have weak economies and this measure of incentivizing their lot will bring them into the fold.” He pulled at the cuff of his shirt sleeve from under
the finely tailored suit, revealing the gold and diamond studded cuff-links
that held together the sleeve against the bulge of his bulbous arms. The word “Blue” he regurgitated as if
clearing his throat was meant as an opposite to the “Red Economy” that the
Anihcanc lived by.
“I hope they will see the clear reason, Sir.”
“They will, they will, Chancellor they will, once they see
the benefits that we are seeing.” The head of state chortled.
“What about our manufacturing status?” The head of state directed
his question at the Ministry of Manufacturing and Creativity. “Sir, the
manufacturing increased its error rate by 10 fold in the last year and that is
still 2 fold lower than the benchmark we established the previous year.”
“Good!” the head of state chuckled. “Now tell me about the
Ministry of Health, Ekezuber?”
“Sir,” the wise old member, who was one of the initial
architects of the “Backward Society,” had dutifully followed and perpetuated
the mandate for the last several years, got up slowly and said, “Our population
health has never been better. Our population has diminished by 8%. The older
members of our society are no longer living past 75 years, meanwhile the
productive members numbers are stable. We are having trouble with procreation and
are developing mechanisms to mandate artificial insemination to avoid sexual
procreation after appropriate DNA testing is complete. Sexual procreation has
been difficult to manage for the positive selection we have hoped for. Besides with the 100% Social Media immersion there is little need for the sexual procreation these days. But
going forward, we should have a very strong productive and highly tailored force by the year 2230.
Our projections are that Acirema will be, from a health point of view,
self-organizing, time-limited, revenue neutral within the next decade. ”
“Very good, Ekezuber! We can always count on your expertise
to advance the health and welfare of our society,” The head of state paused for a moment and then with his thumb and index finger poised delicately on his chin said, “we can always increase the marketing budget if you need more incentives to get the right mix of numbers.” He paused a moment and then chimed in as delicately as he could, "You will be 75 years old this year, Am I correct?" "Yes Sir." Ekezuber replied quietly with his eyes squarely on the column in front of him. "Since we value your incredible work and diligence, we might make an exception for you." "Thank you, thank you your excellency, my family will be ever so grateful." Ekezuber could not hold back his delight as a tear rolled down his left cheek.
“Thank you sir! “ Ekezuber replied with an exaggerated
diffidence. He let his eyes take in the enormous columns and the 30 foot walls
around him and said quietly but self-assuredly for maximum impact, “We are developing a mechanism to eliminate
poverty also!” He was going to show his worth to his sovereign.
“Excellent!” the head of state satisfied with the response
that reached his ears through the echoes in the chamber. The single clap of his
hands thundered through the cavernous room and caught everyone by surprise. He
was clearly elated with that news.
“Any other reports from the Steering Committee?” his “electronic eyes” encircled the group.
“Your excellency,” the youngest member of the Committee slowly got up. “I was
walking in the park carrying my 3-year old and she asked if we should walk
forward? Of course that option I feel is totally ridiculous but thought the
humor in that question was worth sharing with the Committee. She said, “if we
did, then we would not need the “electronic eyes.” There was silence and then
finding some courage he advanced his late night sleepless thoughts, “it might
be more productive, less expensive, more efficient and possibly increase the
revenue stream in taxation from the productive citizenry.” He let his splayed
fingers of his hand brace the shiny mahogany table and ended with, “It might be
worth investigating?” His heart hammering inside his chest felt like a unbalanced clothes dryer, he sits down suddenly overcome by the weight of his conviction.
Hark! the state of nature had raised a hand against the nature of state. Silence was deafening, even the ventilation system lost its hum momentarily. Rousseau had challenged Hobbes and something was going to go down, and soon. And came immediate and on cue...
“Might I remind this Committee that no questions against the
mandate can ever be entertained? But given this statement, and the way you
posed it, I suggest we take a vote whether you should remain a member of this
Committee in the future?” If anyone could see his eyes, the pupils had
constricted as if the entire bottle of Pilocarpine had been fed them and the
lids constricted to slits in real anger that not enough light could reach in.
But no one could see any of this in real time. The head of state had spoken.
There was an immediate unanimous vote to remove the
offending member and the meeting was formally adjourned and declared a success.
The statement was scrubbed by the “scrubbers” that recorded all conversations
and declarations of the Committee members, absent any untoward comments by
anyone during the meeting. The vacant post would be filled immediately and the
10 members would remain as 10 since the names of the Committee members were
never made public in the first place. And the nature of state was never out of peace.
Years later a movie was made by the Anihc movie industry,
then the largest in the world, called the “The Fall of the Backward Mandate.”
It was a soaring success with millions of viewers lining up in virtual theaters
across the world. The “Backward mandate” was used in Schools everywhere as a
Business Model Review of how not to do things. Anihc had supplanted Acirema as
the world’s greatest power a decade before. The Little Red Book became the
bible for all “organized societies.”
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